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Saturday, August 26, 2006 :
What I Am...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Mike says:
My readership is down. My social popularity is down. My ankle is injured and now swallen like a baseball. How delightful.
What I'm going to do from here, see, is keep my blog alive with something interesting to read probably every week and retain my waining readership...
Then at the end of the year, after SPM, I'm going to explode and let loose writing post after post after post probably once every two or three days. I've got dreams, I tell you...
Anyway hor, my real trials are this week so no update again during midweek. Sorry =(
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Ok, in the past people have been doubting my sexuality.
They say I care too much about my hair and take too many pictures to be heterosexual.
Well, why can't you people just accept the fact that I'm metrosexual. There's nothing wrong with that innit?
Anyway I'm coming out about my sexuality. Yes, I am not averagely heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual or metrosexual.
I'll tell you what I am right now, since this is a public blog and I recieve at least 10 readers a day ( i think) so I should think it would be fair to them that I tell everyone what I really am...
You ready?
Sure you'll accept this without freaking out?
Promise?
Confirmed?
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I'm ASEXUAL!!!
That's right? How else would you want me to explain posts such as The Mikes and The War On The Nerd?
Photoshop, you say? WTF is that?
Yes, in biology we learn that little microorganisms multiply themselves through mythosis without needing a partner. And that's how I am, asexual...
But no I'm not born with two sexual organs so I can't constantly fuck myself over and over again, so noone is to suggest that because I said it first... B)
Now don't bug me about being straight, crooked, bent, broken or curved inside out anymore.
End of discussion. =D
posted by Anonymous | 10:12 PM
2 Comments:
yes, and you promised to chat with me on msn on saturday, that was 3 saturdays ago .. still no show ..
what a disappointment.
I'm sorry but I have no idea who you are. When did I make that promise?
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