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Friday, March 31, 2006 :
MyHeritage.Com
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Mike says: Omg, since being dropped from my school team, my football form has dropped below par... With the school's futsal competition coming up, I gotta hit top form soon to rub the coach's decision to drop me in his face... ... then maybe I can get a re-call = D. But at the moment it all seems so pretentious =( -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- At the moment I'm kinda addicted to this website called MyHeritage.Com. MyHeritage is a website that scans a given photo for a person's face, then matches that face to a celebrity's. Actually it doesn't even have to be a person's face, it can even be a dog, cat, mouse So like Kennysia, Mr Brown and Mr Miyagi, I thought I'd post my results up and let you guys know whom I look like. Disclaimer: I knew about this site even before Kennysia or Mr Brown put up their posts so if you're some cowardly anonymous post accusing me of copycatting, please fuck off... So what i did first was get a really really vain photo of myself...
Yahor... really look alike hor...
...and I got Smallville's heart-throb Tom Welling. Nod bad lah... Anyway, I soon got bored of the whole I-look-like-George-Clooney-yesterday-today-I-look-like-Ronaldo-tomorow-I'll-look-like-Tom-Welling-but-I'll-always-look-like-Sammi-Cheng ordeal so I decided to move myself on to group photos. The cheeky thing about group photos is that when you're posing dumbfuckingly tulan with your friends, you actually make the movie poster of a dude flick. Warner Bro's Dude Where's my Car???
Leonardo Da Vinci's model masterpiece The Mona Lisa now looks like... ...that guy who played the No-IQ supermodel Derick Zoolander in Zoolander, Ben Stiller. Notorious Al-Quaeda leader Osama bin Laden, on the other hand, looks like... David Schwimmer aka Ross Gellar of Friends... No prize to whoever who can guess who would be selected to play Osama should there be a film about him...
Saturday, March 25, 2006 :
SMK Damansara Utama vs SMK Bandar Utama
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mike says: I initially wanted to fit this entry into this little 'Mike says' segment but it was long enough to become a post all by itself. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm having a bad day = ( Today was my school football team's first friendly game of the year.
SMKDU U-18 XI: Roughly how the coach's notes was like...
I played a moderately nice game where I won a freekick on the line, in front of goal and had a header from Amir's corner saved off the line by a suspected handled ball. Other than that, I guess I gave the defender who was marking me a good torment. The game ended with a 2-0 loss, one in the first half the other in the second. The second half squad was completely different from the first though. Immediately, the next game started. It was the U-15's rematch. This time though, they won 1-0. Encouraged by their win, we headed into the game with the same squad as the last game's first half starting XI. We took the lead this time in the first or second minute after Shafiq J delivered a perfect ball for Shaun to beautifully chip over the keeper. Pittifully I was tired this half and was being man marked by two defenders this time. knnccb... If one defender wasn't enough, two was definitely a handful... and these aren't the type of defenders that once beaten are too slow to catch up with you. These are the type that are fast enough to chase you down like a dog and can really use their body weight like a rhinno (which was the reason how I won the free kick in the first half anyway =P) "Hey, 2 on 1! No fair!" So I was subbed off and that ended my game. Later, the coach goes on and tells me I'm not in the squad to compete in the MSSD competition just because of one bloody half! From starting striker to reserve junkie! OMFG! I feel like a loser >= ( . . . . Ah well, I'm not particularly that bitter anyway... I mean I did manage to gain the respect of my team mates and in my opinion, the coach made the wrong decision kicking me out cuz the replacement's not exactly that much better than I anyway... Ah well, what's done is done.. now I would like to see if the team can make it as far as last year's squad who won the competition. Pity though, I can't be right there with them cheering them on as the entire district competes to be the most feared team to go into state level.
Thursday, March 23, 2006 :
The Missing Jigsaw Pieces
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mike says: My results for my school's first term didn't turn out as bad as I expected. 2 A1's 1 B3 3 C's 2 D's 2 fails.... Not TOO bad especially since I got my two fails first followed by my two D's... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Some time back, I've submitted a couple of blog entries that were sorta 'incomplete'. What I mean is they didn't have a certain number of photos that I had intended to be there because of one reason only, ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ During the week before the Malaysian Traditions Awareness Day, I took a couple of photos during the practice but didn't put them up for i couldn't find the time and place to. So here they are... Models Pei Chen and Li May Models Yeh Ern and Jin Hong (in front), Kenneth and Han Sern (behind) The models, excluding Ming Han and limpeh...
Models Debra and Li May.
But here's a better taken pic than the one I put there. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Finally, in my Underworld:Evolution review, there was an Anonymous comment asking me to photoshop my own pic to look like a vamp from the movie... and so I did. I know my 'tattoo' looks extremely fake but as Kington says, "A guy who takes a pic of himself without his shirt is probably gay, unless he's showing off a tattoo or a piercing" ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Feel free to post your comments to tell me what you think about any of the photos...
Friday, March 17, 2006 :
Underworld:Evolution
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mike says: knn... I'm sick and down with a fever, sore throat and flu. Hope this ain't bird flu. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Day before yesterday, I went to One Utama with Amir and Mei Khong to watch Underworld:Evolution...
Remember this guy? There that tai loh who got his head chopped off 45 degrees in the first Underworld!
King Marcus, the tai tai loh. Bigger than the previous tai loh.
And together they journey to put an end to Lord Marcus. That would seem impossible, in gaming terms it's like a level 10 character trying to fight a level 50 boss. Sure die wan! Well, what I was totally fixated on through out the entire movie was Kate Beckinsale. I mean only she could fit so nicely and sexily into a black leather catsuit and corset. This is all it takes to make any red blooded male such as myself pant and beg for more... Other than that, I was kinda distracted by the variety of guns the producers put into this movie unlike the first one where they were limited to handguns, submachine guns and AK-47's. I was also totally captivated by the fact that that the vampires' eyes turn icy blue when they're in 'battle mode'. I happen to think that's pretty damn cool! But when Selene had those icy blue eyes, I thought that it was not only cool but hella hott with a double 't'!! I mean i wanna try getting icy blue contacts lenses but I think it would be long after the craze until I finally get my pair so I decided to photoshop it on instead. But being the horny bastard I am, I didn't photoshop it onto myself, no. I chose a real target. Someone sexy. Someone whom, as easily as Kate Beckinsale, can make me sweaty all over. Someone who likes vampires and was willing enough to let me photoshop her. Someone like Cher. I modified the eyes and her top... and daym she's lookin fine, innit right Cher?
Tuesday, March 14, 2006 :
The Mikes
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Mike says: What a game of football yesterday, lost 9-7 but I created four goals including one hattrick for Kovieen on my return to playing at the 'Reflexology Field' since the warm up game for The Match for Cher. After that, I hung out with parties from both teams at McD's then went to school at 2. From there went to school to do some Biology crap before going to a 'nearby' cybercafe (in DJ) with my fellow Nyatoh classmates to lose in DotA and CounterStrike. Football, lepak, playing the fool, cybercafes... I feel like the teenage junkie I'm supposed to be =D -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Following in the footsteps of Kenny Sia, XiaXue and Mr Brown as well as the Nike Lebron James ad, I will now use my cut and paste photoshop skills for good use: Creating clones of myself. Meet the Mikes From left to right: Footballer Mike, Junkie Mike, Nerd Mike, Workout Mike, Lepak Mike. In a way, my idea is a cross between The Lebrons and The Barbie Dolls. This post is kinda short but entertaining nonetheless, aye? Watch this space for more on The Mikes...
Friday, March 10, 2006 :
The Underground Tunnel in DU-DJ
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Mike says: In loving memory of my old tomatoe red Nike Mercurial Talaria II's.... ..but check out my new pair. It looks the same but it's much lighter... btw, exams are over and the holidays have just begun... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A week before the Malaysian Tradition's Awareness Day, during the rehearsal's break time, Seng Yau, Chiak and I decided to go to McD's in uptown DU. The only problem was how the hell we'd get there since we were in DJ, and DU was on the other side of the LDP Highway. There was an option though, we could walk through the underground jejantas to the other side. Although I've never done it before, Seng Yau said that the place was dark as hell, smelly as hell and people have gotten raped down there before since it's so damn dark. Alot of thoughts ran through my head when he said that, "Is hell dark?" "Is hell smelly?" "Holy shit, dude! What if I got raped down there? I don't want my exit hole to become an entry hole man!" As Chiak and Seng Yau started to walk towards the long road leading to the tunnel, I stopped them. "Dude should we get a taxi?" I asked nervously. "You fuck la! Waste money onli! Walk can oledi la! Nabeh!" said a very kiamsap Chiak. "WALK ah? Sure anot?" I asked again. "What, you scared people rape you ah?! Noone wanna rape u la!" said Chiak again. "Yealor! Who wanna rape you la? Look so damn fugly oso.." added Seng Yau. Gee friend, thanks alot. I mean what's so unattractive about me. I can be sexy right? I mean I can look sexy doing anything, even peeing! How sexy is THAT? I should be on the cover for Playgirl for this...
As we walked down, the smell got abruptly worse, like if you think the car-exhaust-cum-hawker-stall smell was bad, you probably are a stupid city slicker that don't know no shit. I'm talking raw deal, fucked up, pissed about bad smell here. Put it this way, it's skunk heaven. Apparently, it's so dark that people PEE here and noone would stop and stare because of the darkness. The pee then dries up, becomes black, stale and rotten, then people pee on it again. And this unique cycle goes on... The black stuff IS the pee.... So we reached the walkway after struggling down those 23 steps of torcher. When we got down, the smell had reached it's climax and even the Man of Steel, Chiak, was pounding his chest to start breathing again.After halfway walking through the long walkway, I got immune to the smell and let loose to look arond. "What the fuck, man? It's not dark down here at all.." I said. "They must have added lights lor," replied Seng Yau. "Hey dudes, check it out wei!" suddenly Chiak screamed as he always does. He pulled our attention to the walls. Like dude, check out the graffiti. We were walking for about a minute and had not even noticed the drawings on the wall. Nice art, I tell you... But unfortunately the beautiful drawings occupied only half of one side of the wall. Nowonder we hadn't noticed it earlier. We made our way outside a couple of minutes later and DAMN did I miss the sweet smell of city air. We proceeded to have lunch at McD's and then to Starbucks, talking about the terrible smell of the underground tunnel and how it would be the perfect spot for a typical Asian horror movie like Ju-On and Ringu. Or maybe even a darkly-themed action thriller movie like Collateral. That's when I asked the most potong stim question of the day. "So how do we get back?" ~*~*~*~*~*~ In an urban-suburban place like Damansara, I still can't believe that this tunnel hasn't been renovated to look or at least smell nicer. But I guess noone would want to wash it. Even if you paid that person a million bucks to do it, he won't do it alone. By year 2020, I do hope to see this place renovated or else it would be a huge disappointment.
Friday, March 03, 2006 :
Hairstyles II
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Mike says: Aw bloody hell, my favourite red Nike Mercurial Talaria II boots tore when training with the school team on Thursday =(. Those were my lucky pair and now they're gone. And with the exams next week, it happens to be just my luck. Nabeh. And by the way, this will be a long blog post... Special thanks to my ex-girlfriend, Sel, who helped me photoshop the final pic. Looks really pro to me... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is the long awaited sequel to the popular, and not to mention infamous, hairstyles blog entry in January. Since then, my frequent change of hairstyle had been drastic. Usually, I would change my hairstyle once every three or four months or so. But from the end of January until the end of Chinese New Year, I've had three different hairstyles already. Before I display all three, let me just tell you guys that once I've already experimented with most of the common hairstyles known to mankind, it's hard to be original or repeat the hairstyles. So without further ado, here are the three hairstyles I had within a period of three weeks. Messy Side-parted Hairstyle After each bath, I dry my hair with a towel, push it to the right and walk out. That's how simple it is.
I tried not to copy Jay Chou or Gerard Way again and came to a cross between both AND Ashton Kutcher.
Styled differently from the previous mohawk. This one's a dryer look.
That's his hair, and this is mine. Most popular dude in class, most chronic dude in class and the most respected girl in class...
Yes, it is a long and ambitious mohican... and so I tried to follow suit. Today you may see me in my Chad-Michael-Murray-Hairstyle, but tomorrow you may see me with long flowing blonde hair.
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