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Wednesday, December 06, 2006 :
Guess who's back?
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We (We being Arsenal, not we being me and my balls in a nutshell) have proudly beaten Manchester United and Liverpool this season. And quite comfortably, in that.
Yes, and the fact we were going to wear graduation gowns and mortar boards was also quite a tempting attraction. Of course, every good thought we had of wearing oversized robes and a square plank on our head were quickly put to sleep when we started feeling the heat- it was pretty damn hot in there with no fans, let alone air conditioning. But I guess the day was pretty memorable, to say the least. Well, not in the sense that I got to see alot of sweaty chicks drenched in sweat, but the fact that I remember that day as the day that I felt alot of gas in my stomache, but somehow could not fart. Period. It's not that I didn't want to fart because I would be humiliated if I did. Believe me, at that time I wouldn't have given a flying fuck if everybody stared at me, the farting idiot in the corner, but the truth of it all was, I couldn't fart... and that's it. How uncomfortable do you think that is? Well if you must know the full story, I did fart in the end. Just not on that day. Exactly! I didn't fucking fart, or shit, that whole day! Only in the early hours of the next morning did I let all the fumes out of my cannister. And boy, was my seefuttloong painful after that. ~*~*~*~*~ Later during the month, exam pressure hit me like a bloody dictionary over the top of my head. So hard, in fact, that if you compiled my stress into a container, it would explode. Uh huh. But SPM's shit. I study so damn hard eight hours a day on topics that I assume would come out and would be tough to answer. The next day, they ask me stuff that I didn't study, but are easy to answer. But that's still okay. That was for math, physics and chemistry. When it came to biology, I thought I had it in the bag since y'know bio was always my strong subject for science so a little light reading here and there and I would've thought that I covered everything that I needed to cover. Oh how damn wrong I was. Now I'll be happy if I even got a B for biology. Bi-o-fucking-logy. ~*~*~*~*~ On a brighter note though, I've come to a self-explained conclusion on how the pressure gets to you, depending on your gender. For the ladies, it's almost as if they have permanent PMS. Irritate them a lil bit and they'll shoot your head off with a damn AK-47. Well, not all. But most. If you're not like that, then congratulations, you're minority. Oh how I hope that my future employer won't be a woman. I'm not sexist; I'm just scared. Scared out of my quivering scrotum. For the guys, however, we seem to go a little bit crazy as if we were high on weed and drunk on absinthe or something. We tend to do things we've never done before after hitting the books. For example, I never did like listening to Light n' Easy. But for about half an hour, I think, hitz.fm was going a little crazy so I tuned in to Light n' Easy and even sang along to Hotel California, not Dani California, and Celine Dion. ...but this is my opinion. If you object, feel free to. But I warn you, call my anything similar to the term "sexist pig" and I'll burn your house, and every other jamban in a 5km radius. You don't believe, you try. ~*~*~*~*~ After the SPM was over, I happily returned to being a normal slacker again. I watched the latest 007 and I'm pretty happy to say that Daniel Craig is probably one of the best Bonds yet. Anyway, I'll be blogging more often so... you readers, come back to mikedotorg.blogspot, where entrtainment is number one! Oh and by the way, here's something to attract you guys to come. It's a possible list of the next few things I'll blog about. - Mike and Chiak's birthday bash 2006 - More MDO Viva La Mike - SMKDU prom night 2006 - A For-Men-Only exclusive post on the hottest chicks around... within your grasp. So stay tuned ;) By the way, I'm back..
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lol..welcome back
thanks =)
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