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Saturday, September 23, 2006 : Things you learn from TV

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Mike says:
Oh my freaking ganja!!!! WTF?!
Exams were supposed to be over on Wednesday but due to a leak in the questions, we are scheduled to resit the mothaforking paper AGAIN next week.

So sorry lah, no update in midweek next week too. knnccb school.
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Hey people (if there are still people reading my blog, or should I say PERSON?) sorry for the no update, been busy studying and having a little blast from the past in Pokemon.
Yes lah, I've been playing Pokemon again.
But enough on that, I'm not blogging about Pukimon.

So anyway one day I was watching Boston Legal when I realised,
"Oh my God, it's been 7 months since I last watched a drama or comedy show on TV."

Then I started wondering about all the cliches and educational values I've missed out onfor the past seven months. Geez.
Then I thought, why not list down some for your very entertainment...

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TV Fact: No good can ever come of looking under the bed at night.
Examples: All horror movies
Conclusion: That's pretty obvious, innit?

Under your bed tonight: Skippy. Tomorrow: Chucky.
TV Fact: Getting into a car alone is always a bad idea.
Examples: Stay Alive, Wax House
Conclusion: Always check the back seat for occupants before getting into your car alone.

Be careful who's behind you in the back seat. It could be a ghost, it could be Tom Cruise- both are equally scary
TV Fact: Taking up a dare to spend the night in a haunted house with some friends usually ends up with half your friends getting killed, and the other half turning on you.
Examples: All horror movies involving a haunted house.
Conclusion: Never take up the dare no matter how much you hate the person daring you to do it, and no matter how good the money is.

When Paris took over, the Hilton hotel chain's popularity just hit a dead end. Everybody wondered why.
TV Fact: When in a tangled web of a murder chain, everybody's a suspect, including the seven year old kid.
Examples: The Omen, Identity
Conclusion: The kid probably did it anyway...

Nolah! How can he be dangerous? You crazy arh?!

TV Fact: If you find a town which looks deserted, it is probably deserted for a damn good reason.
Examples: Beneath Still Water, The Omen
Conclusion: Run, walk, fly, drive- just stay the hell away from that place.

It's a good thing you came in summer; it can get pretty depressing in winter.

TV Fact: If you're a thin funny bloke (like me), your wife's either fat or constantly moody, or both (holy shit).
Examples: My Wife And Kids, Everybody Loves Raymond, Phua Chu Kang
Conclusion: To the guys, don't be a bloody stickpole and eat more.

If I stay slim, my wife will end up like that?!

TV Fact: A couple, made of an overweight guy and a freaking hot wife, will always have hyperactive kids.
Examples: According To Jim, Still Standing, The King of Queens
Conclsuion: Unless you're game, never marry a hot wife if you're fat.

Fat man + Hot woman = 3 Hyper kids

TV Fact: Rich lawyers always get some kind of funny case with a very complicated twist, and never a normal one...
Examples: Ally McBeal, Boston Legal, The Practice
Conclusion: Be a rich lawyer if you never want life to be boring...

Your average succesful weirdos

TV Fact: If a hot girl's dating a stuck up star jock, she usually ends up dumping him for the loser/geek/nerd.
Examples: Napoleon Dynamite (need I say more?), The New Guy
Conclusion: Studying's better than sports, when it comes to getting the girl.

Your chick magnet sign

TV Fact: Roadtrips across the country often invloves meeting "colourful" characters, and lots of sex.
Examples: Road Trip, Eurotrip
Conclusion: Travel more

Some of the colourful characters you may encounter along the way, and if you're lucky you might end up having lots of sex with them...

TV Fact: If you have a fight with your girlfriend or boyfriend in the rain, you always end up having wild illustrious sex with them after you've made up (sometimes you dont even have to make up)
Examples: Daredevil, The Notebook, One Tree Hill
Conclusion: Argue more often when it rains, in the rain...

Even if there's nothing to argue about, just do it. The result is pretty damn worth it. Just ask this couple.

TV Fact: Your company's pretty succesful if your boss is a carefree nut with a sense of humour.
Examples: The Office, Just Shoot Me
Conclusion: If you wanna work, be smart and choose the job, which interview poised a lot of stupid questions.

Your boss ah??

3 Comments:

Kington said...: BUTTSECKZ!!!!!!!!!

LoL i like the first pic.; September 28, 2006 2:12 PM
Anonymous said...: XDXD
Man you got too much time on your hands
STADI LAAA XDXDXD; September 30, 2006 12:14 PM
Anonymous said...: Studying, Amir... studying...; October 01, 2006 2:05 AM

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