Sunday, December 17, 2006 :
The Most Amazing Prom with the Corniest Name ' 06. Part 1
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mike says: I don't feel the constant need to update very often anymore. For one, I don't think I have many readers at the moment. And for two, all my fellow blogmates are all currently as dormant in blogging as a man with erectile dysfunction in having intercourse.
I mean, put it this way, Skyler's in Amedikah with her ang moh boyfriend, Seng Yau finally got a life ('bout time, dude) and even the popular bloggers are getting boring. I shall not say who in particular, but you'd probably know who especially if you're a reader of his blog.
Kington remains the only frequent blog mate who seems to have no life and is as loyal a reader to me as a fly is to dog shit. Thanks for having no life, man. If it weren't for you having no life, I'd have a life right now. Thanks buddy. =) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Prom night was upon us all last Wednesday. Yes sir'ee, The 13th of December was the last day most of us would ever see each other again.
But I shall not spoil the happy content with emotional bullshit.
And what better way to get the humour oing than by telling you the theme of our prom night? Are you ready for this? Twilight Enchantment. I'll leave you guys with your laughter first before I continue.
Anyway.... Meet my prom date of the night...
Beauty and the Sexy Beast...
That's Cher, and if you're a frequent enough reader of my blog, you'd know she's quite a frequent fixture on my blog as the object of comparison to anything beautiful. Well, needless to say, she was prettier than anyone on that day. In my opinion, of course.
Wouldn't want to start any rifts with girlfriends or dates of those who were there, would I?
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (compiled into one tall dwarf)
Pretty girl? Sound the alarm!
Oklah! So Cher and I reached the Renaisscance Hotel at 6.45 pm sharp. Believe me, we could've been earlier but then hor a certain handsome person forgot our prom tickets and so we had to go back to get it.
But I'm pretty relieved we didn't reach there so early because we were one of the first who got there.
So anyway, cut short to the event, it kicked off with fire eaters doing their thang. See, the thing about the entertaining fire eaters was the background music- Las Ketchup. No it wasn't that shit annoying Ketchup Song but it was another annoying so of theirs which name I don't wanna know.
The fire eaters were full by the time they took their last bite of fire.
Anyway the part of it that strikes me most as ironic is the song actually worked very well as the background music to the shirtless fire eaters did nothing but blow fire and scream every so often.
Then came the best part of the event, and believe me, this was as good as it got, unfortunately. Tat Ren, my good man, went on stage and did an unbelievable identical version of Canon Rock. Now if you don't know what the effing hell is Canon Rock, you've probably been living under a rock for the past 2 years.
Canon Rock happens to be the most popular, and not to mention skillful, guitar video on YouTube by this guy named JerryC.
Sorry lah, I didn't record his performance, but watching this is just as good.
Anyway, later on came the performance of Furniture, a local band. Now here is where my criticism comes in- I didn't like their performance at all. It's not because of the music they played but because, quite frankly, the music was too loud to even be heard.
And wtf kind of name is Furniture? They sound like some kind of Jazz band or something. Anyway, Furniture definately paves the road for even stupider band names in this country, as if the names aren't already bizarre enough. Think Seven Collar T-Shirt, Flop Poppy, Love Me Butch, John's Mistress etc. Next time I wanna name my band Scrotum Queens, can?
So then later on came the school band due to perform, but no this time it wasn't Calling Redemption. Enter a new band, I-dont-know-what-the-name-is-so-i'll-just-call-them-Zikry's-Band.
Suite Chayld O' Maiiiin... but please sing in tune.
They performed Guns n' Roses' Sweet Child of Mine, but like all other local bands to come from the school, the vocalist just seems to spoil the rest of the song.
Next up was the anouncement of Best Dressed Couple which went to Maybelline and Jin Hong. Then after that came the crowning of The Prom King and Queen of 2006 which went to... *drum rolls*
Mr Tan Jin Ern and Ms Vineeta Tan. Guess what? They're brothers and sisters! Nolah, I'm lying lah but, if you think about it, two Tans winning and another Tan writing about them is a lil scary.
Porn Prom King and Queen 2006
Next up was Calling Redemption. Except not really.
This time around, the prom committee realised how crap the lead singer was at school events so they decided to scrap half the band and hopefully see if they can deliver a better performance without some members around. So enter a new look Calling Redemption- everybody leaves cept the lead singer and guitarist.
Nolah, it's just an accoustic performance by Ming Han and his kuli, Amir.
Surprisingly he did reasonably well compared to the last time he performed. ...You know, the time when he caused ear tumor to everybody listening.
Btw you might notice, for the first 1 minute or so, their guitars were out of tune and some people were laughing, but those people who laughed were assholes.
I guess here comes the Xiaxue-esque part of my blog post. Pictures time!
Man Hunt 2006
My mom says this looks like some picture taken off GQ, can't say I disagree though XD
The dudes of Nyatoh 05'-06'
My Form 1 classmates of 2002 in 2006..
And your pimp of the night...
13 guys and 3 girls, sounds like a sex party that didn't work out as planned.
Woay! Chiak! This is prom, not a wedding leh!
With Khidir and his date... =)
The Goo' Joke Boys... We're Goo' at making Jokes.
And that concludes Part One of the prom post. Part Two will cover what happened after the ball- where we went, what we did, who we did ;) Eh, it's pretty long so... stay tuned =)