Need I say more? I know the girls that I know may be saying "Cheh" but immagine if your boyfriend had that happen to him. I don't think you'd be just as satisfied with him, if you know what I mean.

I myself have experienced tons of injuries- ankle injuries, knee injuries, toe injuries etc. But the biggest unlucky bloke I've known must've been Djibril Cisse.
One minute, he's doing this...

"Wheeee!!! I'm a bird! I'm a plane! I'm superman!!!"

And the next, he's doing this...

Paramedics on right: "From those goal celebrations, I thought he was made of rubber.." "No, he's probably made of wood, mate.. "

Why?

Take a closer look...

Even Mr. Fantastic woul feel the OOMPH in that...

Holy Shit Dude!! Immagine a kick like that straight to your nuts! Jeez dude, say goodbye to Father's day and say hello to your new home in Thailand.

"Welcome, our new sister. Heeheeheeheehee..."

Look, injuries come and go in football. Some injuries last while others don't. And the message that I'm trying to reach out here is, never ever think you're THAT good at football. Because whenever you think everything's going smoothe, life comes around and gives you one swift kick in the nuts.

posted by Anonymous | 12:26 PM